i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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