I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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