sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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