remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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