My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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