I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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