dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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