is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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You coming home soon, man?
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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