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  He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.

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• You would need to call FEMA after I was done with you.

  Submitted by economizer on Sep 5, 14 at 6:00am

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• If he was that dense, you're probably better off having missed the sex anyway.

  Submitted by Rotarrin on Sep 5, 14 at 12:45pm

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• Keeper! Only downside to doin' a squirter is that she washes out all her natural lube. I'd recommend lip balm in your dick as the warmer temp inside her makes the wax thinner. And doesn't wash away. Plus, put a towel under her ass to save your mattress.

  Submitted by King_Domcum on Sep 5, 14 at 11:40pm

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• If a girl said something this vulgar to me it would be a major turnoff.

  Submitted by adamsisking42 on Sep 5, 14 at 7:38pm

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• Austin TX - there should not be any confusion. Good move.

  Submitted by TheBigRich on Sep 6, 14 at 11:59am

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