I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My pussy is not your playground.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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