oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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