i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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