his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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