I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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