Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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