so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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