Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
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Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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