my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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