My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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