Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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