just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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