She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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