Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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