HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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