As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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