My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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