Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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