Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
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I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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