There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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