Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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