LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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