Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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