Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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