sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
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Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
ugly people sure do ruin things
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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