I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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