i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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