it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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