my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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