i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I have fence marks all over my body
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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