stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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