She is in my trunk
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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