If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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