so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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