im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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