That's intense
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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