Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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