dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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