I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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