How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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