I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My first STD was from a foam party
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
The struggles of a small town man whore
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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