I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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