Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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